Baroo?

Baroo?

Chairwoman of the Tennessee Republican Party Robin Smith faced a (Hobbsian) dilemma yesterday – how to “court Mexicans” by exploiting their Cinco de Mayo holiday. But it finally came to her – she celebrated by spicing up the truth:

Today, we reaffirm the commitment of our Republican Party to the policies that work to provide jobs, educational opportunity, access to health care, the ownership of private property and all others that emphasize personal achievement, not government interference or entitlement.

Examples, please (and spelling counts), because while Tennessee’s unemployment hovers around 10% (in the high 20’s in some counties), the actions of your legislators say what you really have is a commitment to punishing the less fortunate, endangering America’s favorite pastime, screwing with free and fair elections, killing old people cheap, and interfering in local governments.

Go ahead…we’ll have a margarita or two while we wait.

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Robin Smithism

In her latest TNGOP Weekly Report, Chairperson Smith hauls out her dictionary to “verify the accurate application” of words like socialism, communism, stalinism (that’s a new one!), facism, and collectivism (the adulterer Ayn Rand would be proud) “to certain policies championed by the President, the Senate and House Democrats in the U.S. Congress, and the Democrat Party.” Here’s one she missed:

Robin Smithism: –noun

  1. a theory held by the chairperson of the Tennessee GOP that advocates an automatic rejection – for partisan reasons – of any idea(s) put forth by the opposition; see “hackery”;
  2. procedure or practice of using melodramatic “-isms” as scare tactics to whip your base up into a fear-driven frenzy to further a knee-jerk rejection to the policies of the opposition party
  3. the stage following stupendous losses by your national party during a presidential election and in the absence of any real platform or policy initiatives you resort to baseless and inflammatory accusations

UPDATE: Enclave Mike on why such tactics aren’t working – whether they are Smithisms or Corkerisms.

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Can we throw the Tennessee Republican Party off the boat with the tea? Because this “protest” they’re organizing tomorrow is simply laughable. Not a peep out of these people about White House economic policy for the last eight years and now they find their voices?

“This is not about political parties or partisanship,” said TN GOP spokesperson Bill Hobbs, winner of the 2008 Liberadio(!) Jive Turkey Award. Not about partisanship? Really? So where was your organized protest when:

  • President George W. Bush was spending like a drunken sailor?
  • When our government’s discretionary spending – fueled by President Bush’s refusal to veto a spending bill, any spending bill – was increasing in 2001-2007 at an average annual rate of 5.3 percent?
  • When President Bush lied about his nasty little discretionary spending habits?
  • When a Republican-controlled congress enacted, and George Bush signed, a 2002 farm bill that caused agriculture spending to double its 1990s levels
  • When the same congress and president rammed through a $295 billion “porkulus” 2005 highway bill?
  • When Peggy Noonan wrote, “George W Bush is a big spender. He has never vetoed a spending bill. When Congress serves up a big slab of fat, crackling pork, Mr Bush responds with one big question: Got any barbecue sauce?”
  • When we found out about the pallets of cash?
  • When we found we were about to cross that “bridge to nowhere?”
  • When it became clear that Governor Bush’s campaign promise that income tax cuts would be “especially focused on low and moderate income families,” actually played out like this: the wealthiest Americans received an average tax cut of $123,000, the bottom one-fifth of households received an average tax cut of $27, the one-fifth of households received an average tax cut of $647.
  • When President Bush said he was “pleased with” the $170 billion economic stimulus package that he signed into law on February of 2008.
  • When we realized that George Bush’s “war, wealth, and oil” spending was, at its core, a crony capitalist’s redistribution of wealth?

So the question to Hobbs, Robin Smith, and the TNGOP is, wasn’t it “our money” from 2001-2008, too? Didn’t the government have their “hands in our pockets” when George W. Bush was president?

Excuse me, dude, but your partisan hackery is showing.

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Saltsman Playing the Blame Game

Politico is reporting that Chip “I’m Rubber, You’re Glue” Saltsman, the candidate for the chairmanship of the RNC not endorsed by the TNGOP’s Robin Smith, is still refusing to apologize for including a very suspect song about Barack Obama on his Holiday Mix CD.

Republican National Committee chairman candidate Chip Saltsman blamed the media Tuesday for the uproar over a CD he sent out in December that included a song titled “Barack the Magic Negro.”

Saltsman did not apologize for sending out the song, a parody referring to a 2007 Los Angeles Times column of the same title that is written to the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon.” He said during an interview on MSNBC that the episode exposed media bias.

“We’re definitely not playing on a level playing ground with the media on that issue,” Saltsman said. “I mean, there was no outrage when the L.A. Times article coined that phrase.”

Questioned by host Contessa Brewer why he was pointing a finger at the press, Saltsman responded: “Contessa, I’m asking you, were you outraged when you read the article in the L.A. Times a year and a half ago?”

“It was a parody Christmas gift, and I sent it out without even thinking about what was on it,” he said. “Obviously, when you do something like that, you don’t want to offend a lot of people when you do. That’s something you don’t want to do. And, you know, hopefully that we’ll move on, talk about the future of the party.”

Note to Chip, thinking is of the good.

UPDATE: Saltsman gets the smackdown by a lady in a silken bow. (h/t Kleinheider & Pith)

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Tennessee Republican party chairperson Robin Smith is between a rock and a hard place. Who does she endorse for RNC chair? Hometown boy Chip Saltsman, with his dubious decision-making skills and just a whiff of racism? Or current South Carolina Republican Party chair, Katon Dawson, with his politically expedient decision making skills and his big load of bigotry?

She picked Dawson. Ruh-row.

Turns out that up until last September, Dawson – who announced his candidacy for the chairmanship in November – was a member in good standing at the 80-year-old Forest Lake Club, that has no black members and a deed with a “whites-only” restriction.

Nice big tent you got there, Robin. But if it’s set up at Forest Lake, our new President can’t get in.

UPDATE: Mr. Dawson has also been endorsed by American Family Association founder Don E. Wildmon, a vocal opponent of marriage equality and a guy just nutty enough to think that he can get a boycott of McDonalds to take root. Wildmon wrote in a statement to his supporters, “if the Republican Party is to survive, it must get back to its roots. I believe that Katon Dawson…has the ability to take the party where it needs to go – to Burger King.” (OK, I added that last bit).

(Strike 2: Dawson was also kind of dick to Stephen Colbert.)

(Stike 3: Fuzzy math and the “absolute poster child for the Republican Party’s long-term demographic ills.”

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I am Robin Smith, Queen of Irony

In a statement released today cheering the financial contribution (also referred to as a “downpayment”) to the Tennessee Republican Party by GOPAC, the national Republican organization “dedicated exclusively to electing Republicans to state and local offices,” and earmarked to help boot newly elected Speaker of the House Kent Williams (R, The Fightin’ 4th!) out of office in two years, Chairperson Robin Smith said:

“It is an honor to stand with great folks and organizations committed to more than political position and power…We have already begun to recruit and support candidates committed first to principles that serve this great state. We express sincerest thanks to GOPAC and others who are investing in our efforts.”

Seriously, what part of “dedicated exclusively to electing Republicans to state and local offices” does she think isn’t committed to political position and power?

(H/T: Post Politics & that Kleinheider)

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Let’s face it, Tennessee Republicans, you got the political shaft. You had the 106th session of the General Assembly in your proverbial back pocket and then *poof* all your plans went up in a puff of back room shenanigans smoke.

Now you’re playing the victim – lamenting on how you’ve been betrayed by a RINO. And we’re not surprised because it’s what you guys do. I call it Trickle Down Victimization and conservatives in power do it better than anyone or anything else (especially governing). From President George Bush to the whatever conservative local talk radio host you listen to, you’re all about blaming others and presenting every issue in Us vs. Them terms. In other words, yours is the “Party of personal responsibility,” my patootie.

So no one should be surprised that after her Party got the political shellacking of her career, the messages sent by TN GOP Chair person Robin Smith, victim, who needs to be in total control and does not like to lose, went from the magnanimous post-election

“I think the Republican Party now is at a point in its life in maturity where we’re going to have to have regional messages…The party should not compromise its core ‘DNA’ of small government and lower taxes…but ought to allow for some deviation where politically necessary. We can’t just hang our hat on one social message”

to this week’s hostile

“Action will begin immediately to address the actions of Rep. Kent Williams…His commitment today was not to Republican Principles, but to the blind and shameless pursuit of personal power. He cast his vote for a Pro-Tax, Pro-Gay, Pro-Abortion, Anti-Gun Liberal Democrat to preside in leadership against all 49 of his Republican colleagues.”

We also shouldn’t be surprised by Rep. Kelsey’s call for Speaker Williams to resign while positioning the people of Carter County as victims. Or Rep. Campfield’s call for him to stay out of his angry and deceived face.

Because as the rest of the country moves on to a less divisive brand of politics and policy-making, you, my good Tennessee Republicans, still have that divide and conquer attitude of 1994. While we’ve gone to a place where governing, public policy, and compromise have become a priority, you’re still with the take no prisoners, win at all costs, my way or the highway mentality.

While some of your rank and file have come to terms with their anger (victim: Rep. Hawk’s sleeping patterns), even today, after you have had a few days to stew and simmer, you remain hostile and bitter. Maybe it will take a few more days until you are ready to capitalize on what is a rare opportunity and take Scott Dismuke’s advice to release the following statement:

While we are dissapointed [sic] with the results of today’s leadership elections, we are still committed to working to create opportunities for all Tennesseans at this critical time in our state.

We will work with Speaker Williams to make sure that all Tennesseans are proud of their elected officials, but more importantly, tackle the very tough issues facing our state.

At a time when Tennesseans are struggling to pay their electric bills, pay their mortgage, keep their jobs and put food on the table, we firmly believe that it is time to put people before politics.

There will be a time and place for the events of today to be dealt with, but right now, it is time to put politics to the side and start working together to ensure our government effectively works for all Tennesseans.

In other words, get over yourselves, check your egos at the Capitol door, and reconsider kicking Rep. Williams our of the your Republican club. Because if you don’t, you’ll force him further into the Democratic Party camp and the tenuous hold you have on the majority will slowly and painfully (for you) dissipate.

Be careful what you do in the name of revenge and while you’re still stinging from what has to be one of the more stunning political coups in Tennessee history.

Deep breaths, my friends. Deep breaths.

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Well Played So Far

Robin Smith, Chairperson of the Tennessee Republican Party, issued a statement regarding the election of Republican Kent Williams:

Kent Williams has betrayed his constituents and the people of Carter County in breaking his pledge – his signed oath – to vote for the nominee of the Republican caucus for Speaker of the House. He lied, in a quest for personal power, in league with Democrat Speaker Jimmy Naifeh and House Minority Leader Gary Odom, in their desire to retain power despite the results of the 2008 elections.

Here in the reality-based community, where the paper and digital record of the pledge lives, it’s clear that there was no betrayal and no broken pledge. The House Republicans just got bested. The full language of the pledge reads:

Republicans Committed to Voting for Republican House Officers

NASHVILLE – Together, as members of the House Republican Caucus, we are proud to announce our unified commitment to vote for a Republican for Speaker of the Tennessee House of Representatives.

We also commit to vote for a Republican Speaker Pro Tempore. This is yet another historic moment in a series of what has already been and what we are sure will continue to be historic events leading
to the Republican control of the Tennessee House.

We are all honored and humbled by the trust Tennessee voters placed in us both individually, as representatives of our own districts, and collectively as a majority. Tennessee voters asked for change
by electing Republicans to lead, and Tennessee voters are ready for common sense to make a comeback in government. We take the responsibilities that come with being the majority party very seriously
and are ready to meet the challenges ahead.

As a visual sign of our commitment, all 50 House Republicans have signed this document:

Rep. Kent Williams gets kicked out of the Republican Caucus in 3…2…1…or does he?

UPDATE: OK, the reality-based community must acknowledge that when Williams voted for Speaker Pro Tempore DeBerry, he broke his pledge.

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Today’s Tennessean has a doozy: “Tennessee Republicans commend Bush’s legacy.”

I thought it was a typo. Surely they must have meant, “Tennessee Republicans condemn Bush’s legacy,” right? But no, there they are – U.S. Rep. Zach Wamp, former Tennessee Sen. Howard Baker, Lt. Gov. Ron Ramsey, Tennessee Republican Party chairwoman Robin Smith, and U.S. Rep. Marsha Blackburn – paying homage, making excuses, and blaming others.

At a time when the vast majority of Americans see the presidency of George W. Bush for what it is – disastrous for the country – Tennessee’s elected Republicans see it quite differently. They have chosen to rewrite history and fault not the President for his failed policies but the White House communications department (a group of people who have no real responsibility for making actual decisions vital to well-being of the nation) for how they presented them. As a group, they seem to be part of a minority who will cling to ideology and rhetoric and Rovian “attack, don’t defend” tactics.

Here’s a particular gem from Rep. Wamp:

The way they communicated the response to Hurricane Katrina left everyone puzzled and wondering if they could even respond. What they communicated was much worse, just showing the president flying over the damage. This is a man who would relish getting into the water and getting people out of the water. But the way they handled it made it look like he wasn’t engaged. They didn’t make him look like the compassionate leader he is. This is a man who loves to cut wood and sweat, and it didn’t come through. People lost confidence.

As much as President Bush would “relish getting into the water and getting people out of the water,” he didn’t, you know, get into the water. He did, however, fly over the damage. So which is perception and which is reality? And which is more important to the well-being of the people of the nation?

At a time when most of the country, and its elected leaders, have acknowledged the need for a change from not only the last eight years of President Bush, but also the kind of politics that have divided us for so long, it’s just more of the same from Tennessee Republicans.

It’s going to be a long two years.

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Jive Turkey<br />
AwardWhile many of us are on the same page this Thanksgiving – thankful for the specter of a more thoughtful and unifying presence in the White House come January 2009 – others continue to spew their hate-filled bile solely for the purpose of trying to divide and conquer.

With this in mind, and in the spirit of the upcoming holiday, we’d like to present our First Annual Thanksgiving Jive Turkey Award.

For our first award we could have picked Sarah Palin as she continues to telegraph her almost zen-like tone-deaf political aspirations, or treasury secretary Henry Paulson for “assuring” the stability of our financial institutions just a few days before Citigroup stocks dropped another 26%. But we thought this year we’d stay a bit closer to home.

And so, without further ado, let’s introduce our winner. Ladies and gentlemen, the First Annual Liberadio(!) Thanksgiving Jive Turkey Award goes to…Tennessee Republican Party Communications Director Bill Hobbs!

Insert golf clap here

Bill’s many achievements include:

1) Twisting the Words of Others to Fit His Agenda. At this, Bill is a master. Take for instance his presentation of an LA Times article which lists Obama’s many achievements during his 4-year career as a full-time lawyer. Mr. Hobbs’ take on the article? “LA Times: Obama was a Lazy Lawyer.”

2) Not Using a Dictionary. Because if he did, we’re sure he’d know the definition of “lie” (as in “to lie”). A lie is not when someone takes a statement like “Republicans may not be able to stop this bailout,” and infers that the issuer of said statement, as a Republican, is against the bailout. A lie is, well, pretty much anything Bill Hobbs has ever written about President-elect Barack Obama.

3) Spewing Hate-Filled, Divisive, and Thinly-veiled Bile for the Sole Purpose of Winning. We’re sure that when Bill is writing about this Senator or that presidential candidate he sometimes forgets he’s a human being. What else could explain his labeling President-elect Obama as “America’s First Pro-Death President?” You stay classy, Bill.

Some are calling for the ouster of Hobbs, but if he wasn’t given the boot after crafting his now infamous “Anti-Semites for Obama” press release, which was roundly criticized by several of Tennessee’s high-ranking members of the GOP, we’re pretty sure he’s not going anywhere. Which is unfortunate because Hobbs is the worst kind of partisan hack – the intellectually dishonest AND really, really creepy kind.

(Congratulatory emails can be sent to Bill’s boss, Robin Smith, Chairperson of the Tennessee Republican Party at chairman@tngop.org)

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