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There’s simply no other way to react to Mitt Romney’s “suspending my campaign” speech in which he accuses at least half the country of wanting to surrender to terror, having no morals, perpetrating attacks on religion, encouraging sexual promiscuity and pornography, and enjoying an occasional stroll on the Champs-Elysées. Seriously, you think he’d turn it down a notch once he realized his campaign laid a giant goose egg with this crap. What a tool.

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I Live in an Obubble

Everyone I know voted for Senator Obama. I need to get out more.

Tennessee
Clinton 54%
Obama 41%

UPDATE: What? There’s no room for a little hyperbole in politics? What’s shaking, A.C.?

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“…but it’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life…”
- Lester Burnham, American Beauty

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