Satan writes an open letter to Pat Robertson:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven’t you seen “Crossroads”? Or “Damn Yankees”? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there’d be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it — I’m just saying: Not how I roll. You’re doing great work, Pat, and I don’t want to clip your wings — just, come on, you’re making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That’s working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
Best, Satan*
*Or as he’s known in Minneapolis, Lily Coyle.
TRA Director Hill defends Pat Robertson’s racist ‘1804 Haitian pact with Satan’ rants</b?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=179×5041
Radio evangelist and Tennessee Regulatory Authority Director
Kenneth C. Hill
The Matthew Hill Show 01/14/2010 – Guest host (mp3 sound file),/b.
http://www.irnusaradio.com/our-programs/matthew-hill-show
Tennessee Lt. Governor Ron Ramsey’s newly confirmed TRA Director Hill recently utilized his appearance on his older son’s (Tennessee State Rep. Matthew Hill) “The Matthew Hill Show” pod cast to defend televangelist Pat Robertson’s racist ‘1804 Haitian pact with Satan’ rants with “editorialized” comments by the Sydney Morning Herald pertaining to the recent Haiti earthquakes attributed to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
Click on the “The Matthew Hill Show” pod cast link above to listen to TRA Director Hill’s Haiti comments!
No surprise here that the Northeast Tennessee radio evangelist and TRA Director Hill did not even bother to quote the Clinton (or like wise, the Obama) Haiti earthquake comments in the full context as found on U.S. government web sites:
(more at URL)
BEAUTY!
We have our local nuts too…..
This morning a local 99.7 talk show host, Ralph Bristol, stated that a Republican winning Kennedy’s Senate seat could cause healthcare reform to be defeated. Ralph said this was God’s way of punishing Kennedy.