2012 Here He Comes
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So yesterday I’m sitting around minding my own business and the home phone rings. “Marty” says, “Hello, is Kurt there?” I explain that, no, he’s not home at the moment but is there anything I can do for him?
“Marty” then goes on to say that he’s calling from Newt Gingrinch’s “American Solutions for Winning the Future” and would like to fax something to Mr. Mancini. My first instinct was to say something salty and hang up but then I thought, what a unique opportunity to a) see what the Newter is up to, and b) figure out why on God’s green earth these people are calling my husband.*
The fax, which lists General Chairman Newt’s “12 American Solutions for Jobs and Prosperity,” was a sample of a full page ad that is to run in the Wall Street Journal some time in the future. “Marty” wanted my husband to attach his name to it, i.e. donate to the cause.
So should this organization be renamed Gingrich’s “American Solutions for Winning in the Future, oh, Say Around 2012″? In the words of Governor Palin, “You betcha!”
*He assures me it was all a big misunderstanding. Bassets for Barack are still suspicious.
“He assures me it was all a big misunderstanding” = Thats exactly what a republican mole would be expected to say…..!
If there ever was a good reason for divorce, this is it…..
Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in the Carville/Matalin household?
Chris – And Newsmax too!
Mary, worst comes to worst. You and James Carvelle can start a club.
Gotta love google ads! You click, Newt Pays!
Hrm. I don’t know. Why don’t you click on it and find out? =)
Funny, ’cause I’m looking at an ad for Newt Gingrich at the top of this blog. Hrmm…WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR FUNDS! I demand an answer!
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