| John Edwards |
former U.S. Senator from North Carolina |
game off |
Might’ve been nice to have that $1.2 trillion for fighting poverty… |
| Barack Obama |
U.S. Senator from Illinois |
game on |
Is a smoker advocating universal health care a sound investment? |
| Hillary Clinton |
U.S. Senator from New York |
game on |
Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush… Clinton? Is this record skipping? |
| Bill Richardson |
governor of New Mexico |
game off |
Hey, what’s that white skeletal thing over there in the closet? |
| Chris Dodd |
U.S. Senator from Connecticut |
game off |
At least he’s not Joe Lieberman… |
| Dennis Kucinich |
U.S. Congressman from Ohio |
game off |
Can he be the Lula of the U.S.?! Um… no. |
| Joe Biden |
U.S. Senator from Delaware |
game off |
Can you feel the Joementum?! |
| Mike Gravel |
former U.S. Senator from Alaska |
game off |
Just a little bit off…Out of public office since 1981. Maybe that’s an advantage? |
| Al Sharpton |
race politics gadfly from New York |
unknown |
attempting to cling to pseudo-relevancy |
| Wesley Clark |
retired general, U.S. Army |
Game off, sir! |
More push-ups? |
| Al Gore |
former Vice President of the United States |
According to our sources…game off. But is it really?!? |
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| Mark Warner |
former governor of Virginia |
game off |
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| Evan Bayh |
U.S. Senator from Indiana |
game off |
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| John Kerry |
U.S. Senator from Massachusetts |
game off |
bless his heart… |
| Tom Vilsack |
outgoing governor of Iowa |
game off |
Hear the whoosh? It’s a fundraising vacuum created by the Big Three. |
