Summary: On September 6, after conferring with the Bush Administration, Israel bombed a suspected nuclear missile site in Syria set up with apparent collaboration from North Korea. Israel won’t allow their press to report it, our President refuses to answer questions about it, and barely a squeak has been heard from the target. Also in news you never heard, active nuclear missiles were “mistakenly” loaded onto a fighter jet and flown half way across the country to a Louisiana air base that had no idea nuclear warheads were coming.* Gross (and by now expected) incompetence, or something else entirely? Are the two events related? And what about Vice President Cheney allegedly asking Israel to bomb Iran to provoke an attack? Also unrelated? Plus, you better keep that copy of Anarchist Weekly tucked inside a copy of People because, guess what? The government has a file on what you like to read on the plane! Plus, the Senate can’t seem to concentrate on what’s really important and Keith Olbermann, who already had Freddie’s heart, finally steals Mary’s.

Listen to: The Nuclear Warheads are Coming! The Nuclear Warheads are Coming! (51:11 46.9MB)

*This afternoon, Freddie asked Joby Warrick of the Washington Post what will happen to the nuclear warheads that have been unintentionally/unreliably transferred. He responded: “Excellent question… we’re trying to get an answer to that one.” Indeed.

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