Summary: Inspired by a story in Sunday’s NY Times about the resurgence of liberal America, Mary and Freddie find a new theme song for the show - Beyoncé’s head-rolling, finger-snapping ‘Irreplaceable.’ Liberadio(!)’s version is below.

Listen to: To the Left, To the Left (35:57 32.9MB)

Irreplaceable
(Sung to the tune of ‘Irreplaceable’ by Beyoncé Knowles)

To the left
To the Left

To the left
To the left
All of our friends ‘cross the aisle to the Left
In the House, to the Right there’s fluff
Yes, we want substance, and not bullstuff (bullstuff)

They keep talking that mess, that’s fine
But talking that mess is what’s left them behind
It’s Pelosi that just got tagged
So go get your bags, let me call you a cab
Standing in the chamber, talking to me
Like I’m such a fool, goin’ on that
Gay marriage is such a threat to you

You got me twisted

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could vote you out in just about a minute
Matter fact, did just that in a minute (Denny)

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could vote you out in just about a minute
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable

In a year, more of you will be gone
So call up ‘Yo Blair,’ and see if he’s home
Oops I bet you thought, that I didn’t know
What did you think
I was putting you out for?
Because we were lied to
Starting a war ’cause that’s what you wanted to do
Georgie, drop them keys
Hurry up, before your ranch horse leaves (mid-stream)

Standing in the White House, telling us
How we’re such the fools, talking ’bout
Only Twenty thousand more troops will do

You got me twisted

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could vote you out in just about a minute
Matter fact, will do that in a minute (Georgie)

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I’ll have another you by ‘08
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable

So since you’re not our everything
How about you be nothing, like Katrina was nothing to you?
Immigration? Just another ploy
And we’re not buying it anymore
‘Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you will be so easy

To the left to the left
To the left to the left

Mmmmmmmm
To the left to the left
All of our friends ‘cross the aisle to the left

To the left to the left
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
You’re irreplaceable

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could vote you out in just about a minute
Matter fact, will do that in a minute (Georgie)

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I’ll have another you by ‘08
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’

you must not know ’bout me
you must not know ’bout me
I could vote you out in just about a minute
Matter fact, will do that in a minute (Georgie)

You can pack all your things - you’re finished
‘Cause you made your bed now lay in it
We will have a better you in a year
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable

This post was written by Mary Mancini