Breaking News from The New York Times: “Rep. Tom DeLay will announce on Tuesday that he will not seek re-election and will leave Congress within months, according to congressional aides.”
THE ‘BLAME EVERYONE ELSE FIRST’ GAME: Tom Delay gave an interview to Fox News today. They asked him why he decided to give up his seat. His answer: “Why? Well, this campaign actually started over a year ago. It’s very nasty. Every leftist organization in America is down here in Houston. I just realized that my constituents don’t deserve this. They deserve a Republican.”
Now, I don’t like to revel in other people’s misfortunes but this answer is why I will be doing the Snoopy Dance when he’s forced, as part of his plea bargain, to give his mea culpa Duke Cunningham-style.
Party of Personal Responsiblity. yeah. uh-huh.


