Paul Rudnik channels Woody Allen (the early, funny Woody) and takes on Intelligent Design in the style issue of the New Yorker this week. Funny.
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Holy shit! I skipped out of work early to catch The Innkeepers and I am now sitting on my couch with the lights on and the tv on but on mute so that I can both have plenty of light and write this post. Downsides: Sometimes the acting is a little too theatrical. The ghosts [...]...
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1. A whole gallery of cursed gems. Man, I secretly want to own a cursed gem. Like the one that’s cool for girls to wear. 2. This is really cool and so many of the women look like my dear friend, B., that it’s kind of disconcerting, but hot damn, that’s a lot of white [...]... - One More Morose Midwestern Post10 February 2012, 2:13 pm
As I think I’ve made clear, I have very mixed feelings about small-town America. I kind of hate the little towns I grew up in. And yet, when I bought a house in Nashville, I moved to the Davidson County suburban equivalent of a small town–a couple of restaurants, two gas stations, a grocery store [...]... - The Gulf of America9 February 2012, 6:31 pm
People, “The Gulf of America.” I am all out of words. Like, I keep trying to come up with something funny to say about this, but I have nothing. And this is a Democrat. I weep for our country....
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In this season of giving, I’ve decided that a current events version of “The Night Before Christmas” is in order. To that end, I offer the following… Twas the week before Christmas and all through the County, Leaders in the east were assessing their bounty, The Legislature won by the right wing with care, In hopes that a Special School District would be there. The schoolchildren enjoying their Christmas break, Awaiting decisions that deciders will make, And I at my comput... - Morning Coffee – Something in the Air Edition2 December 2010, 1:27 pm
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Hey Mary, is it just me, or have you guys not posted any of your programs to a Podcast since August 22? Being the Master Time Shifter that I am, I was startin’ to get real dependent on that service… wha happen? –PS